Lately I've had a series of gross-out parenting moments. Vomit, poop, etc. Here are a few of the more comical ones...
- Steve was holding upside down, like he does all the time. She usually giggles. This time she threw up and it ran down (up?) her face into her hair. Ick.
- Last night Nora woke up about midnight, right as I was about to go to bed (it's like she *knows*). I laid her on my lap and went to change her diaper. Just as I pulled the diaper off, she peed. All over herself. All over me. All over the fresh diaper. Luckily it missed the chair. Sigh. We both needed complete outfit changes.
- Today I noticed a puddle of water on the coffee table. The girls had only had milk to drink so I asked where the water came from. Mia told me it was from the french fry, a plastic toy. I was completely confused until I realized Nora likes to suck on those...yup, that french fry sucked in all that spit and one of the girls squeezed it out onto the table. Funny but so gross.
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